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Drunk Stories...? :

I wanna hear some of your best drunk stories ever...This one time when i was drinking... (you finish the rest)Got drunk and crawled through my own vomit. I crashed at my friends house and in the morning I was still drunk so I went to class in the same vomit jeans.umm.. one time, i got drunk and fell trying to climb in my house through a window. another time, i got drunk and fell out of a window.i drank a whole bottle of captain morgan and i found some glasses that i had and i was at a friends house and he had a piano thing at his house and i thought i was ray charles so i played the piano all nightI got drunk so bad that I dress up in my old Domino%26#039;s uniform and started to walk door to door asking if they wanted free pizza.What made it funny was we order pizza that night, so I knocked on the door with a empty box. You had to be there to get a kick out of it.one time I passed out in my chair and awoke in my own vomit then I takled my chair and ran down the hallway and scratched on my friends door and started screaming why over and over again next door. I did all this twice.hehehehehe ... my lips are sealed!i got wrecked and ended up runnin thru a chicken wire fence and then fell in love with a 18 yr old when im 13 and then passsed out n woke up still pissed and puked everywhere :)I have gotten drunk and woken up with some hot as chicks next to me.Drank an ungodly amount of beer in like 30 minutes, did a somersault, landed on head......(BLANK).... woke up on my kitchen floor with my front door still open. People said I was quite entertaining but that was the last time I really got drunk. Aww, good ol%26#039; college life