My buddy fell a sleep on the couch full of booze?
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My buddy fell a sleep on the couch full of booze? :

what would happen to him if i stuck his hand in a pail of warm water? and why does this happenhe gonna piss on himself. The reason is that once his hand is in the pail of warm water i actually relaxes all the muscle in the body even the bladder.don%26#039;t take a chance. If he%26#039;s a mean drunk he will hurt you.the couch is full of booze? he%26#039;ll pee himself, and get it on the booze-filled couch....then you%26#039;ll have a lot of cleaning and ducking to do when he wakes up....Don%26#039;t risk the Fire Hose just cover him with shave creamif you have a couch full of booze, why wasn%26#039;t i invited?i%26#039;d rethink this ! do you really want him to piss on your couch ??

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If I'm good- 20% is a great tip. If I'm not on 100%, 15 is expected, If I really haven't done a good job, a penny makes me understand I need to get my s@#t together!